Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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