I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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