No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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