D3 body, D1 cock
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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