Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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