shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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