don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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