omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I wear drunk well.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize