what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
