i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize