I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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