So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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