Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i think i have herpe
just one?
We got so high we made milksteak
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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