I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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