Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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