You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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