whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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