My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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