seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
That reminds me...we need to get swords
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing