think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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