We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
