omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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