I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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