Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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