So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
