saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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