So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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