Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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