I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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