Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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