We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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