we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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