I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We left the knife in your bed.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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