I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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