He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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