The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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