stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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