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I need help removing her.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.