peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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