First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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