The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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