i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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