come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
accomplished twins. life is a go
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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