Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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