were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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