The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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