Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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