But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...