quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin