Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
