CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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