she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
God, I missed his penis.
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