He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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