if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My ass is underappreciated
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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