Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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