Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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